A world plagued by (stupid) villains! Innocent citizens who are (routinely) troubled because of them! Appearing here to save them! You might think she'd be super adorable and cute—but she's not cute in the slightest! No, if she were to become cute, it would be a disaster! The story of a contract magical girl's maddening magical girl activities! ※ The cover art is commissioned work drawn by 'epeng'!