Catcher: A player who guards home plate and receives the pitcher's ball. While adorned with the grandiose title of "field commander," it's a fucking miserable position with too many responsibilities. Unlike pitchers who suffer from shoulder and arm injuries, catchers mainly experience pain in their knees, anus, and genitals. I've returned. I've gained an ability called "the System." But why is this System making me act like an idiot?