[Raw version] They say vampire girls command a ridiculous price and are notoriously hard to get. Yet, it took a hopeless ex-NEET a mere five minutes and a single round of CPR to land one effortlessly. With zero cheat powers and not a single fireball spell to his name, this is the daily chronicle of an ordinary guy forced to hustle like crazy just to support his mischievous vampire wife while waiting for the birth of their first child!