Most reincarnated protagonists get a system cheat, future knowledge, or a handy mental map of the plot. Me? I got a whole lot of nothing. After a sudden visit from truck-kun, I woke up inside the body of a noble in a world that looks suspiciously like a fantasy novel. There's just one tiny problem — I've never even read this book. I don't know who the MC is, who the main villain is, and I definitely don't know which death flag I'm currently standing on. Goddammit, I should've read more books!! ...Then again, some things about this world feel a little too familiar. Almost like I've lived here before.