"Welcome to Rowan's Sundries. Potions on the left, scrolls on the right. No, I will not buy your 500 goblin ears. No, this is not a hidden quest. And please stop rolling into my counter to test collision physics." Dennis is a Level 5 starter town grocery clerk running on an unpurged supercomputer neural core. He doesn't want world conquest; he just wants to brew Earl Grey tea, close shop at 18:00 sharp, and enjoy virtual beef stew in peace. Unfortunately, full-dive gamers are lunatic creatures. When Dennis swats a toxic griefer through the ceiling with an inventory ledger, the entire server becomes convinced he's an unannounced SSS-rank World Boss. Now top-ranked duelists, unhinged variety streamers, and billionaire guildmasters are camping his doorstep—and the developers in Pangyo are panicking! A deadpan, cozy slice-of-life comedy about retail survival in a chaotic VRMMO.