[REGULATION 00□: DO NOT READ] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [R□D□CT□] □□□□ □□□□— Pftt! □□□ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ah... apologies. Where were we? Don't worry. Don't worry. The P□j□ has only just commenced. Notes: 1. If you encounter this statement, do not look behind you. 2. Whatever you do, do not reveal □□□□ to the protagonist. 3. This statement is false.